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'Fifty Grades of Shade'--Valley Cat's Exclusive Excerpts from the Obvious Film Adaptation

EXCLUSIVE! Valley Cat has surreptitiously acquired "top secret" details of a book that's very similar but NOT "Fifty Shades of Grey."

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The popular "Fifty Shades of Grey" book series by E.L. James is spawning a new market of sexy literature for mommies and other sex-starved people.

"Fifty Grades of Shade," by author N.O. Shame, is just another opportunistic "erotic romance" book series and movie project hoping to cash in on this phenomenon.


SEE the EXCLUSIVE images and screenplay details in the slide show!

 

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