Today is Day 2 of the countdown of the 12 Days of Christmas. I present another one of your most beloved holiday songs and recreate it as a parody that is probably crass, dirty, disgusting, offensive, or politically incorrect. For the 2nd Day of Christmas I give you:
Here Comes Push Up Bras (sung to the tune of “Here Comes Santa Claus”)
Here comes push up bras
Here comes push up bras
In the sales bins
Victoria Secret’s marked them down
As clearance sale items
Hear those workmen cheer and whistle
At your firm headlights
Don’t hang your boobies down to there
Buy push up bras soon tonight
