Today is Day 6 of the countdown of the 12 Days of Christmas. I present another one of your most beloved holiday songs and recreate it as a parody that is probably crass, dirty, disgusting, offensive, or politically incorrect. For the 6th Day of Christmas I bring you:
I Want a Liposuction-us for Christmas
(sung to the tune of “I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas”)
I want a liposuction-us for Christmas
A collagen injection – maybe two
I want a couple snips, to plumpen up my lips
and suck out 20 lbs. of fat that’s taken from my hips
I want a liposuction-us for Christmas
I want to make my nose less like a Jew
I want a tummy tuck to flatten out my gut
And rent a super crane that’s strong to elevate my butt
I can see me now on anesthesia
Hallucinating
I’ll no longer look surprised
‘cause I can’t raise up my eyes
Injecting Botox - which is cow pee-pee
I want a liposuction-us for Christmas
Some double D implanting for my boobs
I don’t want puss-es after rhinoplasty-us
I’ll take some fancy pills to clear my acne up
Then celebrate “new me” with a tattoo!
