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Blog: I Want a Liposuction-us for Christmas

Day 6 of my “12 Days of Christmas” parodies – “I Want a Liposuction-us for Christmas” (sung to the tune of “I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas”).

 

Today is Day 6 of the countdown of the 12 Days of Christmas. I present another one of your most beloved holiday songs and recreate it as a parody that is probably crass, dirty, disgusting, offensive, or politically incorrect. For the 6th Day of Christmas I bring you:

I Want a Liposuction-us for Christmas

(sung to the tune of “I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas”)

 

I want a liposuction-us for Christmas

A collagen injection – maybe two

I want a couple snips, to plumpen up my lips

and suck out 20 lbs. of fat that’s taken from my hips

 

I want a liposuction-us for Christmas

I want to make my nose less like a Jew

I want a tummy tuck to flatten out my gut

And rent a super crane that’s strong to elevate my butt

 

I can see me now on anesthesia

Hallucinating

I’ll no longer look surprised

‘cause I can’t raise up my eyes

Injecting Botox - which is cow pee-pee

 

I want a liposuction-us for Christmas

Some double D implanting for my boobs

I don’t want puss-es after rhinoplasty-us

I’ll take some fancy pills to clear my acne up

Then celebrate “new me” with a tattoo!

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